State of the Hack Awards #2

Number of defacements reviewed this month: 630

Best Almost Comprehensible Diatribe: Data Masters' hack of www.aflag.com

Best Anti-Spam Message: Utreg's hack of www.cellphoneswithservice.com

Best Belligerent Gibberish: GForce Pakistan's hack of www.dizasta.net

Best Bondage Graphic: Silver Lords' hack of www.worldwidewebs.com

Best Cheerful Yuletide Message: Silver Lords' hack of www.mucyt.org.ve

Best Complete Absence of Punctuation or Even Spaces: NeonFX's hack of www.tps.vic.edu.au

Best Confused Theology: senn's hack of www.hongkong1.com ["We MALAYSIAN Muslims will give our full support till the day we die!.May GOD be with you."]

Best Contest: Evil Angelica's hack of www.aweddinginyorkshire.co.uk (et al.)

Best Cut at Microsoft: Hackweiser's hack of www.columbusweb.net

Best Double Entendre: WFD's hack of www.lymphaware.org["ISRAEL IS PEACE OF SHIT ON THE PLANET EARTH!"]

Best Episode of the Mr_Twig Show: Mr_Twig's hack of www.atio.co.za

Best Evidence of Mind-Altering Drugs: script kidders' hack of www.goic.org.qa ["We are the scripts kidders kill us please hacked by GForce gay"]

Best Failure to Comprehend a Manufacturing Process: WFD's hack of www.redcolombia.com.co ["S4V3 TH3 W473R, DR1NK B33R']

Best Failure to Grasp the Concept: Silver Lords' hack of www.dlink.com

Best Font: Earthquaker's hack of www.argo.nl (et al.) (Sort of H4x0r Sans Serif Bold)

Best Goth Reference: Furia.BR's hack of www3.datasus.gov.br (et al.)

Best Hack for the Vision-Impaired: watch3r's hack of www.riverland.cc.mn.us

Best Hack of a Domain Name that Should Never Have Been Registered: hackweiser's hack of www.ifuckedyourwife.com

Best Hidden Advice to the Sysadmin: SiN's hack of www.normandale.mnscu.edu (Read the source)

Best Holiday Sentiment: VIRUSKREW's hack of bugs.syntra.com (et al.) ["merry fucking CHRISTMAS from serbian team VIRUSKREW ONE DAY IT WILL BE PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO KILL THE INTERNET"]

Best Hopeless Cause: EDGE's hack of www.hmcnet.com (et al.) ["We need every cruel person to get the hell out of this world!"]

Best Iron Maiden Lyrics: Silver Lords' hack of www.wwwsi.net

Best Latin Scripture: Silver Lords' hack of www.morm.gov.mk

Best Low-Content Philosophy: WFD's hack of admin-scb.ouhsc.edu (et al.) ["If u aren't living on the edge , you are taking too much space"]

Best Job Advertisement: rsh's hack of www.jordanchiles.com

Best Medical Self-Diagnosis: Master Minds' hack of blackboard.llu.edu ["We're just a bunch of nerds with narcolepsy"]

Best Message only Evelyn Wood could Read: www.stpp.soft.net

Best Message You Don't Want to See at 6:00 AM: trtms' hack of www.alessandronesta.com ["Wake-up Neo, The Matrix has you"]

Best Meta Tag: Evil Angelica's hack of www.beta-automotive.com (et al.) ["hacker, cracker, evil, angelica, biscuits, earwax"]

Best Mission Statement: Data Masters' hack of www.arborhilltreefarm.com (et al.) "[We come not to hurt your data, but to explore"]

Best Mixed Message: WFD's hack of albert.ph.biu.ac.il

Best Multi-Layered Stream Of Consciousness Rant: MASTERFUL's hack of www.tijuana.gob.mx

Best Nonfunctional Java Applet: knowledge's hack of www.scene51.com

Best Public Apology: Quit Crew's hack of www.aptitudex.net

Best Qualified Declaration of Affection: Christian Hackers' hack of www.coughlin.com.au ["EVIL ANGELICA I LOVE YOU IF YOU A CHICK"]

Best Repetitive Use of Paste: Furia.BR's hack of adani.lancernet.com.br

Best Self-Defeating, yet Vaguely Lyrical Message: f3d/illusory's hack of www.zooloo.co.il (et al.) ["for too long the media has been abusing hackers, the defamation of our charachter is dailey purseud"]

Best Solicitation to Commit Murder: T1ku5Rumput's hack of www.kesra.go.id ["FIND N KILL TOMMY SOEHARTO!!"] (This sounds like it might sell as a computer game title.)

Best Stealth Hack: Tsk/wjr's hack of www.efnet.net

Best Sudden Flash of Insight: Silver Lords' hack of www.aprendaviaweb.com.br ["Asuka Langley looks very cutie, but she´s just a stupid cartoon, so we can´t date her."]

Best Tease: RSH's hack of purrr.infopreneur.net ["I'm not sure, but this may be RSH's last defacement."]

Best Third-Grade Rationalization: Chaos Factor's hack of www.men.com ["The owners of this page are big lamers and deserved to have this done to them."]

Best Use of Fonts the Same Color as the Background: Silver Lords' hack of www.becool.com

Best Use of Offensive Crabs: Silver Lords' hack of www.contraloriadecundinamarca.gov.co (et al.)

Best Use of Sarcasm: 69's hack of www.mnr.gov.mk (Note to 69: ph33r my scr0ll1ng sk1llz)

Best Use of Someone Else's Web Page as a Greeting Card: EdGe's hack of upra.upr.clu.edu

Best Use of Obtuse Scatalogical Reference: GUARD ANGEL's hack of www.fastjob.com.br

Best Vigilante Censorship Award: HATE's hack of www.boyerection.com (et al.)

Bet-He-Won't-Get-Hired-As-An-English-Teacher Award: anonymous (T1mmy?)'s hack of www.renault.co.za

Cloudiest Logic Award: Furia.BR's hack of aloe.ulima.edu.pe ["...who needs reasons when you've got Linux?"]

Coolest Logo: Quit Crew's hack of www.songy.com (et al.)

Don't-Have-To-Speak-The-Language-To-Understand-This-One Award: Silver Lords' hack of www.clydesradios.com ["o senhor é um idiota"]

Do-You-Mean-Before-Or-After-The-Surgery? Award: n0b's hack of www.web-byte.com

Hope-You've-Got-Other-Employment-Lined-Up Award: Mr_Twig's hack of www.mcse.co.za (et al.) ["I'm going to keep hacking webpages until some company (like Ernst & Young) offers me a job"]

Huh? Award: E.d.G.e's hack of www.kasv.lt (et al.) ["MAKE U SUFFER SO BAD THAT YOU'LL DIFFER TO BEG FROM THE ONES LYING DEEP DOWN SIX FEET UNDER"]

I-Don't-Condone-Defacement-But-If-I-Did-I-Would-Applaud Award: anonymous hack of www.natvan.com

I-Don't-Want-to-Laugh-But-I-Can't-Help-It Award: Telconinjas' hack of www.gngsta.com

If-This-Doesn't-Get-You-Dieting-Nothing-Will Award: Evil Angelica's hack of www.overeatersanonymousphx.org

I-Gotta-Get-A-New-Slogan Award: Silver Lords' hack of www.atut.gov.eg

Is-This-A-Trick-Question? Award: ASt0Rm's hack of www.absolutvodka.com ["This hacking does not aim at destroying information or inflicting any material damage on the owner of this server?"]

I-Thought-That-Was-Just-Gas Award: SoFh's hack of www.al-libaas.com ["WaTch Ur BaCks!! I m sum where Behind Ya!"]

It-Sounds-So-Much-Better-in-French-Award: g0_r005's hack of www.tigem.it ["FucK la terre, si je meurs voici mon testament"]

Keep-Repeating-That-To-Yourself Award: Hackweiser's hack of www.shemale-transgender.com ["If the feds ever capture me, I know it isn't my fault, they spyed on conversations with my friends"]

Least Self-Consistent Manifesto: Hi-Tech Hate's hack of www.avhall.com (et al.)

Looked-In-The-Mirror-Lately? Award: MegaHz's hack of www.pcp.com.cy["P.S. I hate GEEKS"]

May-As-Well-Slit-Your-Wrists-Now-And-Avoid-The-Rush Award: st0rm1's hack of www.mystartingpoint.com (et al.)

Might-As-Well-Start-Over Award: DataSurge's (massive) hack of diners.vwv.com

Most Asinine: anonymous hack of www.4fam.net

Most Confused Philosophy: sabu's hack of www.chickenchoker.com

Most Darkly Amusing: data masters' hack of www.alberta.com.pk (et al.)

Most Downright Tasteless: Evil Angelica's hack of www.pmgroupusa.com (Note to EA: I don't want to know where you got that pic. Yeesh.)

Most Informative: m0r0n/nightman's hack of www.somagalleries.com (et al.)

Most Intelligent and Literate Poem: WFD's hack of www.as.huji.ac.il (et al.)

Most Irrelevant Use of Scripture: Christian Hackers' hack of www.cogweb.net.au

Most Kick-Ass Professional Flash Presentation: Gforce Pakistan's hack of www.xmlprobe.com

Most Original Effort: keyDet79's hack of www.smspress.com

Most Pointless Hacks if You Don't Have the Flash Plugin: mist's hack of www.centrering.com and several others

Most Righteously Blasphemous: Evil Angelica's hack of www.futureontheweb.com (et al.)

Most Symmetric Layout: Electronic Souls' hack of www.start.ch

Most Targeted Towards Proctologists Hack: anonymous (not surprising) hack of www.geeknews.net

Most Worthwhile: DataSurge's hack of hansl.vwv.com

No Shit? Award: exTacy, quoted in Evil Angelica's hack of www.nordans.co.uk ["i just smoked hella weed and i don't know what i'm talkin about"]

Someday-I-Have-to-Learn-HTML Award: Furia.BR's hack of www.microsoft.si

Somehow-I-Doubt-That Award: SOFH's hack of www.cfbla.org (et al.) ["SomeOneFromHeaven ow3n3d You !"]

Thanks-For-Nuthin' Award: anonymous (rocketman's?) hack of www.acerentacar.com ["Sorry to do this to you, but I'd hate to see someone else do it, and ruin all your hard work!"]

Thanks-For-Alerting-The-Whole-Planet Award: st0rm1's hack of www.momsonline.com ["I'm very saddened by the miscarriage of Clohe, she was only several weeks old."]

Thanks-For-Not-Listing-Them-Individually Award: KrAzY IdIoT's hack of www.bantrans.co.nz ["GreeTz To AlL ExCepT AntihackerlinK"]

That-Explains-A-Lot Award: m0sad's hack of www.hrep.com.pk ["We Very sorry about this but at the time of defacing the site we where drunk ......."]

That-Pretty-Much-Sums-It-Up Award: anonymous (no room for a name) hack of www.hackuk.com ["0wned"]

The-Emperor's-New-Clothes Award: rugbyb0y's hack of www.wildlolita.com

They-Didn't-Say-They-Knew-Anything-About-Web-Server-Security Award: mist's hack of www.javacrypt.com

Too-Bad-They-Don't-Know-How-To-Use-Comment-Tags Award: StatiK Code's hack of www.techscreeners.com

Tourette's Syndrome Poster Child: Hackweiser's hack of asinte.net.mx["I am actually russian chocolate sandwich with sesame seeds" and "fudge ear"]

Truth-in-Advertising Award: Silver Lords' hack of www.intersol.com.br ["We´re not politcaly wrong. We´re TOTALY wrong."]

Unfortunately-That's-a-Rhetorical-Question Award: ConClaveCrew's hack of jeff.sci.shu.ac.uk ["Can't we...can't we just live in peace?"]

Well-It's-Not-Like-There's-Any-Other-Kind-Around-Here Award: AccessD's hack of www.macintoshexpress.com ["stop developping Artifical Intelligence or we'll KILL YOU!!"]

Where-Is-Darwin-When-You-Really-Need-Him? Award: Electric Souls' hack of zoomer.ceca.utc.edu

Whew-That's-a-Relief Award: p3nguinking's hack of www.blinkent.com ["Didn't patch anything, didn't X-p10w7 anything, didn't place backdoors, did fuck your children though, but everything else is just fine"]

Wonder-if-He's-a-Strict-Vegan Award? Mist's hack of www.upland-birdhunter.com

Yeah-No-One-Ever-Looks-At-The-Page-Source Award: Evil Angelica's hack of www.franklinwindows.co.uk (et al.) ["why hide stuff in the html ?"]

You-Don't-Say? Award: acme crew's hack of www.fire-quip.co.za (et al.) ["your kungfu is not good!"]

You-Hacked-ICANN-And-All-You-Did-Was-Change-The-Title-Tag??? Award: Mista_DNS' hack of www.icann.org

Finally, My Favorite Hack of the Month: Evil Angelica's hack of www.millenniumcafe.co.uk (et al.) ####

Until next month, this is MadSaxon saying, "Hacking is like making love: the

more you explore, the better you get at it." So get out there and practice, practice,

practice!

M5x

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4.) State of the Hack Awards #2 - madsaxon
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7.) HardAttack: Review of Voodoo5 5500 - biatch0
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