Why Microsoft should reveal SQL Server code

I spent the day in IKEA today. That's not because I've decided to turn over a new leaf and take up interior decorating. I just moved to Los Angeles, and I have a big apartment with nothing in it.

Now, those who know anything about me are probably asking "what in the hell are you talking about? Didn't you just move back from EUROPE!" Well, yes, I did, and Santa Fe was very nice, thank you very much, until people started threatening to shoot me (okay, mild exaggeration). But that's not the real reason I moved. I moved to Los Angeles because...I'm a rolling stone, I gather no moss, which means I don't photosynthesize very well and...this isn't really my life, but the afterlife, and I was a very bad boy, so I must spend eternity moving from one place to the next like Sisyphus on speed.