State of The Hack Awards #5

By: Madsaxon

March, 2001
Number of defacements reviewed this month: 833

AwardWinner & URLComments
Best Anarchy Recipe Involving BovinesH4H's hack of www.fdisk.ch (et al.)"1 MiNUiTe LaTeR yOu ShOuLd hEaR a mOoOoO aNd An ExPlOsIoN"
Best Bad EnglishAgressive Boys' hack of www.renault.com.tw (et al.)"the microsoft is a shit"
Best Flash PresentationCrime Boys' hack of www.cabofrio.tur.br (et al.)Nice titles
Best Math JokeDeVoN_DCLXVI' hack of aladdin.vcampus.com"Math and alcohol don't mix. PLEASE, DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!"
Best Slick Magazine Copy/Best Self AnalysisB. H. I.'s hack of www.makstech.com"we are back and we have lost our little present sanity"
Best Use of Red BackgroundBaCkz's hack of www.radiocatarinense.com.brNice ASCII Sea Dragon or something.
Best Zippy the Pinhead DialoguePrime Suspectz' hack of www.nfc.usda.gov"He is nervous? she bites the ear and she relaxes friend."
Catering-To-The-Vision-Impaired AwardHackweiser's hack of www.anju.com.au (et al.)Easier to read if you stand back about 3 feet.
Classiest PresentationKernel Hacktivists' hack of sec.tn.gov.inHas a sort of Tron feel to it.
Eggsellence-in-Satire AwardEvil Angelica's hack of www.picltd.comAn eggceptional effort.
I-Really-Doubt-You-Made-It-That-Far AwardRikie's (?) hack of www.rrsquad.pe.kr"i am sory for any bade english butt i got expeled in 8th grade"
I-Hate-When-That-Happens AwardHackweiser's hack of www.raidsys.com.cn"you were logged on when i r00ted j00!"
Most Comprehensive GreetzAnonymous hack of www.rudig.chVery eclectic list.
Most Entertaining ReadHADeK's (?) hack of www.exploited.org.ukSort of a "Field Guide to Cluelessness"
Tell-Us-What-You-Really-Think AwardCowhead2000's hack of www.irope.com (et al.)"Holy shit, this is the ugliest site that I have ever seen in my life."
Worst Poetryhack of www.travelworldexpress.com"Your mother sucks...Too many nuts...Lalalalalalala..."

My Favorite Hack of the Month: Evil Angelica's hack of www.hoperecordings.com (et al.)####
Evil Angelica's defacements are the only ones I really look forward to viewing each month. You gotta love her.

A special note to Hackweiser: I don't approve of defacing (it's a waste of time, like peeing
into the wind), but if I did and if I weren't such a crusty old fart, you d00ds are
about the only group I'd consider c0ding for. Don't know that if that means shit to you;
probably not. Doesn't matter.

Until next month, this is MadSaxon saying, "Now just remember, it's just a computer, it's not real life..." (InfernoZ, with a little editing).

M5x

1.) The Plague - bonghittr
2.) State of the Hack Awards #5 - madsaxon
3.) Part I: CISC and Windows the Hardware Weak Link - Knighty Knight
4.) Napster, MPAA, AOL, and how stupid people in power will kill the first amendment - unfrgvnme
5.) NetBios Shares -- Cracking Windows Machines - madirish
6.) I want my MTV - L33tdawg