State Of The Hack Awards #3
January, 2001
Number of defacements reviewed this month: 803 (whew!)
Almost-But-Not-Quite-English Award: Mercurio_II's hack of www.espaciointeractivo.com (et al.) ["If u did be with fear, simply ignore him, fuck him, and GO..."]
Best Antispam Effort: SpAm aSsAsInS' hack of www.ebusindex.com
Best Argument for Unicode: Ken's hack of www.icam.ntut.edu.tw
Best Attempt at Public Service Censorship: Scurvy's hack of www.alittledick.com
Best Bad Poetry: anonymous hack of www.pepsi.co.uk
Best Crucifixion: Evil Angelica's hack of www.dynastymail.com (et al.)
Best Farewell Message: PentaGuard's hack of www.carmenr.com (Thanks, Carmen!)
Best Flash: DownKaos' hack of pt3.nl.edu (et al.)
Best Geriatric Expression of Malcontent: AccessD's hack of www.maristkits.com
Best Hidden RFP Quote/Best Roll Call: r00t's hack of www.speedeenet.com
Best Lesson Plan: Hackweiser's hack of gb.chinaschool.net
Best Overall Design: WFD's hack of www.neautoworld.com
Best Password File: Scurvy's hack of www.awesometeens.net
Best Pop Philosophy: Fuxor's hack of nnwsmsv.nnws.co.jp
Best Reactionary, If Tactless, Expression of Disenchantment: G@nD0r's hack of www.alide.org.pe
Best Sickly-Sweet Teen Love Blubbering: Psaux's hack of www.france-techno.fr (et al.)
Best Spy Theme: Mist's hack of www.brightonbeachave.com (Sort of The Spy who Hacked Me)
Best Use of Pink: FreeWorld GayCrew's hack of compsultant.safeserver.com
Best Zippy the Pinhead Dialogue: Prime Suspectz's hack of www.linuxworld.com.au (et al.)
Bet-It-Says-The-Same-Thing-Next-Year Award: Philer's hack of www.mayflowerinfo.com ["you box is owned by a ninth grader!"]
Better-Ask-For-Some-ID-First Award: Scriptx's hack of www.fahrschul-info.de ["perhaps one day recognition will come knocking on my door"]
Don't-They-Have-Lower-Case-Letters-in-Greece? Award: MrTruth's hack of www.elea.gr
Dumbest Question: Slakker's hack of www.acetrucking.com ["Can you give me sanctuary?"]
Guess-It-Isn't-Working Award: PentaGuard's hack of foia.state.gov ["Hacking should be a way of gaining kwnoledge"]
Guess They Want to Fuck the System Award: Agressive Boys' hack of www.freeportknife.com
In-Your-Dreams-Turkey Award: Silver Lords' hack of www.puntos.org.ni ["Create honests politicians....That´s all I pray for.... please..."]
Is-That-Anything-Like-Colonel-Mustard-in-the-Library-with-the-Candlestick? Award: Hackweiser's hack of www.toyota.com.cn ["hackweiser in the double oh two kay with a upside down triangle squared']
I-Sure-Hope-This-Is-Sarcasm Award: TelcoNinjas' hack of parknet.co.za ["UP WITH DOPE, DOWN WITH HOPE!"]
Most Botched HTML: ObiTuarY's hack of www.barak2001.org.il
Most Civil: TechTronix's hack of proxy.cyjcba.edu.tw
Most Creative: P$ychedelic BA$e's hack of www.sstech.com (et al.)
Most Intriguing Warez-Speak: AbolutDizzy's hack of www.edjordan.co.za (et al.) ["Atm0sf3ar, C0nq w4nts h|s f0kk3n V|br4t0r b4q!!! "]
Most Likely to Succeed in the Greeting Card Industry: Theli's hack of www.mercafir.it
Most Literate and Compelling: GForce Pakistan's hack of www.aaushadhindia.com (et al.)
(Note: If you can read Gforce Pakistan's messages of 1/13 and not be moved, you are
a certified member of the walking dead...M5x)
Most Revolting: sYnFlood's hack of www.homefusion.com
Most Thoroughly Intrusive: anonymous hack of www.wwasp.com
Most, uh, Informative: Rikijo's hack of www.daddyhoward.com
Most Wholesome Advice: WFD's hack of www.jante.org ["STOP BY YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY AND READ A BOOK"]
Most Worthwhile: Anonymous (TheRegister's?) hack of www.chanel.com
Nice-to-Know-Carolyn-Gets-as-Much-Spam-as-the-Rest-of-Us Award: GFH's hack of www.techbroker.com
Probably-Not-What-They-Meant-To-Say Award: Silver Lords's hack of www.amerysiu.com ["Hey Hong Kong Webmasters you are mormons!!"]
Um-Except-For-This-Page Award: Modu1e's hack of www.v2music.com ["nothing was deleted (except logs), altered or modified"]
Will-It-Save-My-Sole? Award: Anonymous hack of www.prestonchain.com ["worship the boot"]
Worst Spelling: The Death Knights' hack of sohtemhaxor.wdotnet.net ["die fuqn curious silly beeyatches that r readin' it!"]
You-Didn't-Consider-Your Victim's-Rights-Why-Should-We-Care-About-Yours? Award: GhettoFabulous' hack of hermes.memphis.edu ["Hey stupid pigs, remember I do have 4th amendment rights"]
You-Said-It-Not-Me Award: Redflag's hack of citrans1.psi.net.id ["REDFLAG IS NOT A HACKER"]
My Favorite Hack of the Month: Anonymous (Tokachu's?) hack of www.valiantspirit.com ####
I'd like to close this month's installment by congratulating a true hero. "Sonny" has
taken Egghead.com and its powerful law firm (Fenwick and West) down a serious notch by
winning a motion to quash their spurious lawsuit against
EggheadSucks.com.
What makes him even more of a hero, however, is that he turned around and registered
FenwickSucks.com and
FenwickandWestSucks.com, as well.
My hat's off to this dude. Give 'em hell!
Until next month, this is MadSaxon saying (OK, quoting): "The 'c' in 'rap' is silent." (GFH).
M5x
1.) Statistical Physics Au Naturel - josette
2.) A look at Warez - OZONE
3.) Physics utilizing comp technology or computer tech utilizing Physics (Part 3) - josette
4.) State of the Hack Awards #3 - madsaxon
5.) The scene has gone to hell - bonghittr
6.) ID Theft (part 2) - Who are they - Hunterose
7.) Down the sink hole - L33tdawg
