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Is Your Son A Computer Hacker?

It's been quite awhile since I posted something here, but this I truly could not resist. Check out this link over here cos it's the dumbest piece of shite I've seen in quite awhile.

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Check this shit out under the top 10 things to look for... "Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"". Wtf is this shit?! Bloody hell-- since when is Comet Cursor a hacker software?! All it does is allow you to change the mouse icon to something other than the boring old windows one. As to Bonzi Buddy, it sounds more like an ICQ clone than a denial of service tool kit or something, and Flash!? I certainly hope they're not talking about Macromedia's Flash product cause that's by far the dumbest thing I've heard. I'd certainly like to see this dad show us how Flash can be used to hack... I think I should stop reading this article or I'm going just upset myself.

It's a joke, man... Thank about it:

six kids, a son named "Peter", a daughter named "Cindy"? It's the Brady Bunch!

if you read this text a bit more thorough, you will see this is just a fake text.

he who has written this mentions stuff most computer geeks know about, and know he will piss them off.

so in my opinion, this is the most intelligent computer joke ever, because every one is getting foold.

ha ha ha ha... =)

- mnemonic

After I read it some of it was so stupid that it just looked like someone wrote it to piss us of. but you know that people probably saw the movie hackers and thinks that the plague is going to sink oil tankers with a virus called Divenchy in 7 days. By the was what is "lunix" I have heard of "Linux" but not "Lunix"

Go back and got through the site...

Look at the mission statement and the FAQ pages.

Read a couple of the other articles...

Follow some (or all) of the links in the Hacker story...

It's all just a joke folks....

All I can say is that I hope it is humor. I've been keeping up on the adequacy.org crap and some of it is frightening. If even one of them is serious then god help us all.

Start reading it.

Then take a deep breath, and laugh.

Then continue reading it.

Click on a link if you really want to.

But read it.

And then print it out and put it on your cube for everyone to admire.

Who knows, that cute girl from down the hall might see it and think that you are more intelligent and caring then a piece of pond scum and might consider in some galaxy if you and she were the last people alive that you might even have a millionth of a billionth of a chance that you could talk to her, maybe even take her out to dinner.

Dont you wish.

Laugh, and just continue your reading.

-Big Erik